Miscellaneous: Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For...

By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By brit - 13/10/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:42 - United States

Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

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By yearbook369 - 25/06/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Your school should be shut down D:

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Go home and think about what you just did.

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Gordontres 7

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:01

Sometimes it's a pain to be intelligent in this generation

TheDoctor10 28

Sunday 4 August 2013 5:11

Owls are ******* awesome

jpchavez97 29

Monday 24 March 2014 2:09

The motto for the senior class at my school is class of swag. I'm glad I'm a junior. Definitely sucks OP

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 May 2014 0:57

This YOLO fad needs to go away.

maemismile 22

Friday 22 July 2016 19:47

Ours was YOGO- You Only Graduate Once. But I mean, college? Most of us went so it was just stupid....

deathtojesus 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:04

Yolo= Youth Obey Lucifers Orders Haha in all seriousness though that sucks FYL

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