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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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By fuckmylife - 28/04/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML

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Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By Sofvcked - 29/06/2022 10:00

Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML

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doyers11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:46

Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D

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CSReddFrost_fml 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:21

They had money for alcohol but don't have money for gas and rent? They're paying court fees now which are outrageous as it is. By default, OP is gonna need new roomies soon because they'll come up short either way trying to cover all expenses.

CSReddFrost_fml 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:24

Magnimus 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:26

If their names are on the lease, charge them for rides, if not, get some new people that are more responsible as roommates, and literally just kick the current ones out.

VulpesFidelis 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:25

I'd find an underhanded way to get back at them. Time to make some of their stuff disappear, or pull some pranks... They're basically blackmailing you, and that's ****** up. FYL.

randomreader2315 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:35

Tell them to get a ******* bus pass. It's not your responsibility to deal with their ****-ups. Maybe that will teach them not to ******* drink and drive!! dumb asses. Don't let them fool you into driving their useless asses around OP.

veliki 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:21

you are a pathetic excuse for a human being OP

scdragon 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:33

id tell them to f$&@off and find new roommates.

slsrox1298 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:06

dump their sorry drinking asses and get ur own place thats smaller and cheaper

gabletz 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:34

BITCH SLAP DEM SUCKAHS lark but no srsly. do it.

klh92 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:54

its time to draw up boundaries man people can be scum so say peace have a nice life believe me i live in a sober house i have a piece of shit roomate sometimes you gota stand up high and suck im more important than you