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By Anonymous - 02/07/2014 23:20 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

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Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Thursday 3 July 2014 9:13

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

badluckalex 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:16

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha

Comments

hicaduda 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:45

That sucks

Flared 9

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:28

Things I would say because i dont know: Sorry, had a bloody nose. I think this is yours. Can we "drop" this topic. How's you're day going?

jerryj 27

Thursday 3 July 2014 21:55

Something's not quite right with that last one. Does anyone know the number to call the Grammar Nazis?

Jared900DUmpling 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:36

I got really confused when I saw it said "plasters" but then I realized I was being an idiot american

Shad0wjack 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 16:17

No, calling yourself an "idiot american" makes you an idiot American. Having to translate plasters to an American equivalent makes you normal, regardless of how hip it is to bash on "Muricans"... How about having enough self-respect to not cater to this stupidity? Wouldn't that be something?

Laurenlou 24

Thursday 3 July 2014 16:44

Even though I don't think I've ever heard that word before, I knew what the word "plasters" meant by the context of the surrounding words. I didn't have to think about it at all. It was automatic. Context reading, dude. It helps a lot in life to know how to context read. I'm American and yes, there are many stupid Americans, just as there are many stupid people in every country.

Aquaman911 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:12

Maybe OP was a Male, guys?

Shad0wjack 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 16:53

While some males wear heels, it is a fairly safe inference that the OP is female...

sarneeley 14

Thursday 3 July 2014 14:47

Your not an idiot! Plasters is just a term we don't often use or hear. Fml is so educational I'm going to say that next time I get hurt.

jamienicole1993 32

Thursday 3 July 2014 18:45

I'm sorry OP, I know how crazy and painful blisters can be. I used to put tissue in my shoes all the time to stop the bleeding. If I were you I would've showed the guy my heel immediately and said "look at this before you assume things!"

lylecrocodile110 2

Thursday 3 July 2014 21:06

Look at the tissue, then at him, then cough dramatically and stagger towards him. Whisper "I don't have much time...the bleeding is too profuse....please...." And cling to his coat.