Health: Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2014 23:20 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

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By MrSlav - 12/11/2020 17:57 - Lithuania - Siauliai

Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML

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By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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Clipper time

By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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Dodger_fan16 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:13

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

badluckalex 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:16

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha

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magickitten 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:22

Very unfortunate! Hopefully you'll never see that guy again!

91hayek 31

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:09

Knowing FML he was probably her interviewer/blind date/new boss who was really cute.

MissSarcasm01 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:24

Should've thrown it at him.

marijuflowers 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:25

HAHAHAHA this is one of the rare original fmls. I never would have thought to associate the two until I read this. Just laugh OP.

Adam5858 17

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:26

Best off not trying to explain.Just walk away!

Animekid126 13

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:29

Why do people demand for the OP to do certain things in situations they're not in anymore?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:33

A tissue doesn't really look like a menstruation remedy but people will think what they want

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:34

That's so unfortunate.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:37

"Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes" --Guess this quote didn't apply to him.

mete_orito 34

Thursday 3 July 2014 15:00

If he had done so, he probably would have asked OP a tissue for his bloody heel too. Those shoes seem quite uncomfortable.

91hayek 31

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:40

Regardless of where it came from, anything bloody is disconcerting.

zombraingirl 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:43

I would have gone along with it. Chances are you'll never see him again.

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