Intimacy: Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room... - FML

By kalleylynn - 08/06/2013 06:38 - United States - Steward

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Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They left my grandparents here to watch us. It was past bed time and we started hearing some strange noises through my floor. We thought it was the radio. Turns out my grandma is a screamer. FML

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kalleylynn 11

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:36

Hey in totally glad they can still do that shit.. Just not while they are staying at my house, in my parents bed...

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BlowinChronic 18

Saturday 8 June 2013 16:15

That's what you get for staying up past bed time. You risk being mentally scarred when you do that shit.

AdamsNumberOne 16

Saturday 8 June 2013 16:14

At least u didnt see it happen like other fmls did?

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nvo 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 8:15

Good for them!!

rita91 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 11:58

Eww

DirkNJ 2

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:08

Even seniors still have active sex lives even if the thought of it makes you want to hurl.

cowgirl4ever 4

Monday 10 June 2013 5:39

Wow hahah

avapaige1234 19

Monday 10 June 2013 16:29

Hearing your parents like that is bad enough. But your grandparents... Oh. My. Gosh. FYL, OP.

CookieLovesBoo 16

Monday 10 June 2013 19:18

That reminds me of my parents squeeky bedroom door - eewwwwwwww xD

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:59

that's a little horrifying.

Kc1001 14

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:13

Go Granny!

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Friday 14 June 2013 8:46

Um cue nightmares

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