Health: Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose.... - FML

By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By alex327 - 29/10/2015 03:32 - United States - Dayton

Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML

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Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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dva976 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:10

U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.

Chibiko 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:16

Shove the tic tac box up her butt.

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mimeshadow 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:20

Im sorry but this made me laugh. But i feel sorry for you because it must hurt. A lot. I know because i had a friend that was stupid enough to crush two tic tacs and sniff it. :/

pslcdsl 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:22

Wow she has great precision to be able to shove a Tic tac up your nostril in a matter of seconds. Is she like a ninja or something?

XXxxUFCxxXX 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:24

That's one great sister. :P Sorry dude

Fancyy 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:27

Tic tac rocket. No need for a hospital bill. I can only imagine what they are sayin about youu at the hospital.

A100893 30

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:29

Did you try sneezing it out? When I was young I stuck a bead up my nose and then sneezed it out on my mom. Your sister is a G. Shove a skittle up her nose as payback. Then she can 'inhale the rainbow'.

divadro102 16

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:39

Well, can't say you don't have a stuffy nose

littlemsweirdo 12

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:41

Interesting bond. :) Also, I thought tweezers were invented.....

natashax21 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:43

You must of put up a real good fight....

high_tower87 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:51

You let a girl beat you up? Weak.

hellbilly205 17

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:27

How do you know there not both girls?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:44

You still believe in the stereotype that women are '"weak" and that men who get beat up by women are "weak" or a "pussy"??? WEAK!!!!

captainfalcon7 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:52

smelly boogers??

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