Health: Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose.... - FML

By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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dva976 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:10

U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.

Chibiko 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:16

Shove the tic tac box up her butt.

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causticgirl 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:50

Your sister is an evil genius. If the tic tac was minty it may have irritated the nasal passage causing swelling and making it impossible to just blow that little sucker out. And it may be shoved in there sideways as well

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:55

My little brother once threw a steel butter knife at me and it was headed towards my mouth- I caught it with my teeth. I swear on everything I've got.

Ninetales247 2

Monday 9 January 2012 0:06

ouch

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 9 January 2012 0:55

Ouch! That could dissolve to a point then get stuck and become a huge infection.

rustslog 0

Monday 9 January 2012 2:24

What flavor

Argenisjose 9

Monday 9 January 2012 2:27

You should have rocketed out the tic tac in to her mouth.

VampireKissesXO 10

Monday 9 January 2012 2:39

Awww sisterly love. Guess you'll be smelling oranges or mint everytime you breathe.

Roevera 14

Monday 9 January 2012 4:42

If you wanted to get it out, completely plug the opposite nostril and have someone you really trust and are comfortable with blow into your mouth like you're giving CPR. It'll shoot right out.

maddienoelle 13

Monday 9 January 2012 4:48

An M&M is worse, take my word.

Glassmaster 0

Monday 9 January 2012 6:14

To paraphrase Walter Cunningham in "To Kill a Mockingbird": If you can't defend yourself against a girl, you're just gonna have to take it.

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