Health: Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose.... - FML

By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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dva976 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:10

U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.

Chibiko 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:16

Shove the tic tac box up her butt.

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sourn 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:18

its a tic tac... suck it up

mckibben 7

Monday 9 January 2012 5:27

sniff it up*

Nickramos 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:05

Bitch please a tic tac would melt in your snot.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:39

what the hell is wrong with her?

zombieboy78 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:41

You can't get a tic tac out of your nose??

HaleyXx_fml 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:32

And you let your sister to that????? When me and my sister fight I win :) currently there is a huge dent in her door and a broken $150 hair straightener.

ToniMelinda 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:09

OMG OMG I POSTED THIS!!! THIS IS SO COOL I POSTED THIS FML!!!! But I wrote it from my seven-year-old brothers perspective. So I'm the one that stuffed the tic tac up his nose.

mckibben 7

Monday 9 January 2012 5:32

you shoved an orange tic-tac up his nose didnt you?

XxdaniixX14 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:04

._. Yup some sibling rivalry there, get her back xD

obviousboy 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:07

Pour water up your nose very slowly. It will dissolve the tic tac. Dillwad.

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:33

Step 1 - breathe in deeply through your mouth. Step 2 - clench your belly muscles while holding that deep breath in. Step 3 - close off the nostril without the tic tac lodged in it. Step 4 - exhale as forcefully as possible.

xXkingmikeXx 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:54

Shove a brick up her ass

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