Health: Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose....

By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By alex327 - 29/10/2015 03:32 - United States - Dayton

Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Sunday 8 January 2012 9:10

U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.

Chibiko 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:16

Shove the tic tac box up her butt.

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vampireclique 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:46

4- I posted this :) but I posted it from my brothers point of view so I'm the evil sister. And no he Did not inhale I just jammed it up there :)

SN_716 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:36

I don't know whether to laugh or to feel sorry for you. Both I guess...?

99camster 0

Friday 13 January 2012 2:10

A guy coppiced this post today

alwayseverus 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:29

Lol you should've tried sneezing it out, i remember i had a fry up my nose and it shot right out when i sneezed

missykyle 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 9:21

ok, this is hilarious and yes, FML if happened to me. haha!!!

MorePanda 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 10:39

Aww..My brother did the same thing to me once...but with an M&M :T Lol, but I sneezed it out XD

doglover100 28

Sunday 8 July 2012 5:51

She's crazy. Shove one up her butt

Derrrrrrp32 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 8:27

Why don't you just sneeze nimrod?

littlelegs93 5

Thursday 3 January 2013 4:06

am I the only one who finds this hilarious? haha.

jcrb 11

Thursday 21 February 2013 17:13

little sisters can be mean!!

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