By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 276
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Same thing different taste

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christina3466 17

Maybe Justin Bieber will hire you.

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tingtingmeg 12
pjsmamasan 10

My initial reaction was.... how did you not do one more check before sending it out..... but then realized that ice never proof read anything in my life lol your sister is bogus haha

Months ago? Yeah, she is the reason you cant get a job, and not your lack of effort to actually get one. Lucky your parents let you live at home still. What are you 30?

That sucks, but you should really check the document before sending it out.

As much as I feel sorry for you, YDI. When you're job searching, you don't just send out a standard résumé to everyone--you tailor it to each specific company. You should've caught that before you even sent it out wrong the first time.

Don't you read your résumé before you send it

And thats why they teach proof reading in school.

Hopefully, the jobs you're applying to don't require you to proofread or double-check your work before you turn it in. I know I check my resume at least three times before submitting it to any hiring firm, and even then, I tweak some of the wording if it sounds awkward when I read it aloud. Always *always* review your resume; there's no excuse not to!

octinate 17

At least you know now that you are employable and the only reason you couldn't find a job was because of her silliness

And why didn't you look at your resume before you handed it in...duh.