Miscellaneous: Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was...

By shygirl - 20/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 192

You deserved it 3 826

Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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You deserved it 536

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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Duh…

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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You deserved it 2 247

By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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You deserved it 1 857

By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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You deserved it 4 364

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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You deserved it 93 790

With a heavy heart…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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You deserved it 17 968

zoecw 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:20

In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"

txgirl2013 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:20

I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!

Comments

lacrossebrah13 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:29

Things happen...

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:29

Don't worry OP, I am sure that Beth and Steve will have a happy marriage. :)

xavier21_fml 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:32

I don't understand if you're trying to be funny with this comment?

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:36

I was and I am sorry if I wasted a few second of your life reading my terrible, horrible comment that wasn't funny at all. I apologize for the inconvenience. In fact, I'll give you a first class seat and a free lemonade that is not filled with laxatives so you don't have to use the bathroom the entire time because I am such a nice person.

XxWolvesBitexX 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:36

I found this humorous.

llamafish 25

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:16

13 - You read the FML all wrong. Eric and Steve are the ones getting married, silly. ...Right?

GhettoMuzick 0

Monday 21 May 2012 0:22

86- lol try rereading this comment .. With a little more humor:)

ohmandapants 16

Monday 21 May 2012 15:11

94- lol try getting a sense of humour.

kbt13 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:33

Bring back Steve! Noone likes Joe! Steve..oh my bad. Errr yeah ducks for you op but nbd, with some first level presenting skills, you can easily brush that comment off, well you could've.

kbt13 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:36

Sucks*

xxmarissaaaxx 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:40

Did you make a reference to Blue's Clues? If not I have no idea what you're talking about.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:38

I've got to avoid these sort of comments or i'll keep loosing brain cells..

artemisrox98 10

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:20

*losing. I think you already are.

Kenton1008 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:34

Were you rocking back and forth on your heels?

Caretaker21 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:35

It'll make for a good laugh later on probably...that or your family will ban you from toasting

GracesDelirium 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:49

Eric: "WHO THE **** IS STEVE?!" OP: *open mouth insert foot*

Rosado 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:50

Steve Urkel, obviously.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:50

Damn that's rough. Just have a few drinks to calm your nerves next time.

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:01

Girl, you have to write that shit down and rehearse it. Good job on F'ing up the wedding. I'm sure you will be the source of many fights to come.

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:25

I bet if the sister is medically unable to conceive, it's totally op's fault. She ruined the while wedding! /sarcasm

Jaxx66 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:03

33- That's a bit harsh. Only will cause fights if the newly weds don't communicate what the stuttering sister meant. And if they don't communicate, then it is in absolutely no way OP's fault.