Animals: Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award... - FML

By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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giselless 5

Saturday 26 March 2011 0:37

I killed six goldfish when I was younger. I think I fed them too much.

spencerchu 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:22

alright @71 a goldfish lifespan is definitly not 6 months where the hell u get that from?

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guitarist1071995 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 4:48

it's called food bro

xSnow 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 5:04

I had a fish named bubbles when I was little. She lived to be over 7:) Then she got a tumor:(

azrael_xx 14

Saturday 26 March 2011 5:10

that's nice of her, I should get my sister one. her fishies didn't even last a week :/

khaya 9

Saturday 26 March 2011 5:17

Here fishy fishy, here fishy fishy. Whoops another one dead lol.

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 26 March 2011 5:27

You are the child of the nightmares! You spread chaos and destruction wherever you go! ... Isn't it OBVIOUS?!

ArianaGlove 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 5:28

lol in 4th grade I gave my friend nic a little toy poodle and he went to the bathroom at skool to take it a bath and he dropped it in the soap thing so me and my friend called him 'poodle murderer' , it's still in there today.

account_name 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:25

144 ur gay and i wanna light you on fire

boredinnapoleon 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:36

african-claw frog from Walmart...they told me 3 weeks-3 months...things lived almost 3 years...

randomreader2315 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:42

Walmart employees do not know SHIT about their livestock.

love_me_electric 20

Saturday 26 March 2011 14:00

I never buy fish at walmart anymore. Everytime I go all their fish are sick and the algea eaters bellies are caved in because no one ever gives them food :( You have to be careful with regular pet stores too though, sometimes they hire people who are just plain dumb. I once had someone tell me I could keep a goldfish and an angelfish together. Uh, NO. It's no wonder so many pets die when the people selling them don't even know what the hell they're talking about.

MourningLight 2

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:43

get a real fish. goldfish suck

dragonballz_fml 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:45

u murderer :)

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