By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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giselless 5

I killed six goldfish when I was younger. I think I fed them too much.

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spencerchu 0

alright @71 a goldfish lifespan is definitly not 6 months where the hell u get that from?

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samadams42 0

This is my best trophy kill right here lol.

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CewkieMonster 0

maybe it didn't like living under your care... so it commit suicide :|

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aLaNx431O 0

Haha wouldnt that be cool to walk into someones home and see that framed up? ^__^

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nate_msm 0

did you know 9 times out of 10 gold fish are not dead when they are floating at the top of the water, they are usually just trying to recover from over feeding, gold fish sink when dead

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KMilliron 2

****. Just ****. Do you know how many goldfish could've been saved with this knowledge?!

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kinga08 0

Isn't that some sort of knowledge that the pet store should provide the goldfish buyer? Or maybe the goldfish are all planning a scheme, like Nemo and the rest of the dentist's fish, so that they can be set free.

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KMilliron 2

Conspirators!! Every last one of them!

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Angel_of_Death66 0

i wish they were conspiring. . jus most ppl flush them down the toilet how fun... lol

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nate_msm 0

lol they probably should but pet store clerks are not the brightest. well from my experience with them anyway lol. as for them planing something well let's just say they have there memory is jot quite as bad as everyone thinks

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sailorzoe 14

wow. I feel like a horrible person now.

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nate_msm 0

awk don't feel bad. it's a very common mistake. I've made it myself it wasn't untill last year I found out that information from a marine biologist.

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ruben_A_ruiz 0

Same here out seems like gold fish die so easily they never last longer than 6 months

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Avenged7Gabe 0

I don't think your funny boners

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_MannyxAmbition 0

Your comment : LOLL.

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