By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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giselless 5

I killed six goldfish when I was younger. I think I fed them too much.

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spencerchu 0

alright @71 a goldfish lifespan is definitly not 6 months where the hell u get that from?

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SirEBC 7

Wow, I've seen "you're" substituted with "your" and vice versa, but never before I have seen both variants done in 2 consecutive comments! I feel like a new woman!

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Laughing_Cow 0

Poor goldfish 

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aardvarkish 16

Remember the good old days when we would swallow goldfish?

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derekahlers 4

that's to funny buy another one its that easy

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's weak, my cousin keeps the corpse of her frog wrapped in paper towel... no joke.

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SirEBC 7

I can never stay mad at you..

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

Suprisingly my goldfish is very big and has been living 6 almost 7 years now :]]] Sorry op take better care of it lol ^.^

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DocBastard 38

Boners, I think you're funny. Looking! Funny looking! Yeah, I went all second grade on yo ass, bitch.

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