Kids: Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread...

By Rejected - 16/07/2011 13:28 - Australia

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML

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Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By FayBerry88 - 04/07/2020 08:08

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, despite being an incredible single mother to my only child, and loving him more than anyone else could, my son still completely ignored me and my attempts to hug him at his gender reveal party with his wife. Apparently she deserved a hug more than I do. FML

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Saturday 16 July 2011 19:50

I usually don't do this, but anti-social behaviour and avoidance of physical contact can be signs of autism. Now before anyone jumps on me, I'm not making any diagnosis here. I'm only saying they are signs that something deeper MAY be going on. Ok, now you may flame the shit out of me.

ilovecookies83 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:57

Awe you should have ran after him and gave him a bear hug anyways and a kiss on the cheek and be like "my feelings not gone kiddo!" :)

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rhpsfan9 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:59

Family love

lajaynay 15

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:05

Well, that IS OP's username.

lalalovebiancaa 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:05

Lmao that's funny aha

summerhot_fml 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:10

7 that just sounds creepy. OP that is freakin hilarious! your kid is a genius!

currychicken 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:16

tell him you don't feel like punching him, then go up to him and give him a punch saying 'feeling's gone'

Longhorn1011 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:18

Honestly, sounds like he may have autism. Poor social development and avoidance of physical contact are common signs. You should get that checked. Autism is not a bad thing, just something you should know to help with school and parenting.

0utlawed 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:18

children are reflections of their parents. TALK WITH YOUR CHILD, don't be a stranger, he's you're son, be supportive and help his confidence. antisocial 6 year old? I think it's a case of child neglect. the only thing consistent in life is change, and the best thing you can do is keep you and the people you love on the right path.

VirgilLovesYou 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:57

Or he could just be antisocial or autistic. o.o if she was so excited to hug her son, I doubt it's neglect.

0utlawed 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:28

he's that way because obviously he wasn't taught any better

geeksaresexy 18

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:46

Yes because autism is a taught behaviour now? You heard it here first folks! He may not be autistic, we don't know, but you can't assume he's being neglected!