Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her...

By Yudith - 04/06/2019 02:00

Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her sweater to reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo. I don't work in anything health-related. FML

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By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:25

Why did she pull down her pants?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:49

To reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:25

Why did she pull down her pants?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:49

To reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:53

How high-waisted are her pants? Someone who wears pants that go up to their chest has worse problems than a festering open chest wound.

evilplatypus 38

Tuesday 4 June 2019 18:45

Maybe her sweater was tucked in?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 19:21

That’s one hell of a tuck!

Yudith 24

Thursday 6 June 2019 12:18

Okay, just to clarify, I did change some details to avoid the poor lady being recognized, but I left the size of the wound the same; big enough to go from her sagging **** all the way to her granny panties and a bit more. And yes, she did wear high-waisted pants and two sweathers; one over the pants, and one under.

manlove38 23

Tuesday 4 June 2019 4:27

No picture it didn’t happen 😨

mr_dinzaster 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:17

That’s so so gross did you run??

pins91 27

Tuesday 4 June 2019 18:16

Please proof read, admins... pulled down her pants... to show something on her chest... 🤷🏼‍♀️

Alan 54

Tuesday 4 June 2019 19:07

Yes, and lifted her sweater. Proofread yourself, I still don't see why the situation makes any more or less sense either way. The person could've removed all of their clothes and it would still be as absurd :)