By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
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philipino 24

Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky

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darwinism 30

It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.

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addictedtoIASIP 14

If he's like 7 that could be understandable but if he's older than that's concerning

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savemeSheehan 8

hope he is a young child cuz that's Kind of adorable

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ostfaiz 18

he is adorable...You dont deserve it Op

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Sakuraashita 15

I would just like to take this moment to glorify and forever enshrine OP's word choice: "bald as a coot". Thank you, that is all.

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evilamoebaattack 20

thank heavens I'm not the only one who noticed that. Coot. not a word you see every FML.

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worldclassrager 39

There is shampoo that does restore hair...there could be a reason for that

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Ghastly_fml 15

At least he had a good sense of humor

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tnlander 20

Am I the only one who has no idea what a coot is?

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doodlecloud 26

I was confused too. I thought OP meant the bird or possibly a shortened version of bandicoot. Neither of which are bald.

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Geeve95 11

Nice birthday present. You should get him Aftershave.

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