By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
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philipino 24

Maybe he wants you to use it on your body hair and he's subtly calling you stanky

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darwinism 30

It's the thought that counts OP. Just get him a dress for his birthday to show your appreciation.

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Grenith 21

You still have to clean your scalp. How bald is a coot btw?

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Mysterious_one 26

use it as a lube to jerk in shower?

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Hiktmae 20

Definitely not the thought that counts since clearly he did not think at all.

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TogeBara 12

Some things to keep in mind for the people replying to this: It was clearly a joke. Coots aren't bald. It was definitely on purpose. Don't use soap as a lubricant for pleasure, it dries out the skin and can make it crack, not fun.

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mosquito19 14

you're probably smuggling seaweed in your underware, use it down there.

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jcast0627 9

It's the thought that counts?...

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