Kids: Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy...

By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 23:02 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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You dingdong!

By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 13:58

Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML

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lawls79 14

Monday 22 October 2012 22:37

He was thinkin with the small head...

Welshite 39

Monday 22 October 2012 22:38

Innovation. He's going places.

Comments

dabeast15 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:19

Holy shit! That kid has some ******* balls!!

samasara 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:23

"Moooom. You told me I needed to start using my head more!"

SuperAsianSwag 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:27

That is a win for sure.

Sitaaboo 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:32

Lol I would have a hard time punishing him myself lol that's classic

0RedPenguin0 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:42

129 - They know what his penis looks like? I don't know about your school, but mine never ID'd kids' penises

wubbazugg 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:45

This..... This is ******* EPIC!

fienx 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:45

As a mom I'd be mortified. As a young, immature adult I give him kudos for how hilarious that is.

xSalashawty 30

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:48

Kids will be kids.. :P Use this story as something to embarrass him in the future

moonbane 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:50

Someone give this child a gold medal!

gauthiermason 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:51

Baller move

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