Today, my son pointed out that his friends in relationships have... - FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2018 03:18

Today, my son pointed out that his friends in relationships have no fun, no money, get nagged constantly and all in return for infrequent unsatisfying sex. An unfair trade in his opinion. I couldn't help agreeing with him. My wife overheard what we were saying and is threatening divorce. FML

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user53658 15

Tuesday 13 February 2018 9:44

You should be proud of your son for getting this important insight so early in his life, it will save him a lot of misery.

user53658 15

Monday 12 February 2018 10:32

Seems like your wife can't handle the truth about what most relationships are like for men. Just tell your wife; 'feel free to proof me wrong'.

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 10 February 2018 19:26

Then they are all in shitty relationships. And I can understand why her wife threatened divorce. You made it sound like all relationships, including your marriage, is shit.

interesting33 36

Sunday 11 February 2018 0:46

threatening divorce seems extreme, best to talk it through initially where possible

user53658 15

Monday 12 February 2018 10:32

Seems like your wife can't handle the truth about what most relationships are like for men. Just tell your wife; 'feel free to proof me wrong'.

user53658 15

Tuesday 13 February 2018 9:44

You should be proud of your son for getting this important insight so early in his life, it will save him a lot of misery.

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