Transportation: Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without...

By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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Licence to drive

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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Jinx

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15

Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML

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Public menace

By Anonymous - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML

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Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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jchansfan 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:14

AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:29

Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.

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thisisnotdave 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:48

You gave birth to a moron, sorry. The question you should ask is, "was it nature or nurture?" Either way, you failed.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:40

Couldn't have said it better myself! YDI

idkweird 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:53

My ex, who lives in London, didn't start driving till he was like 20-21? A lot of times, if you're in the London area, you don't need to drive, so there's a chance he could be older and just thought he could drive. Just another option... Edit: Oh, Idk where Leeds is...so this scenario might not apply!

Poundingsand 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:53

I would be forced to accelerate my boot into his backside.

LeedsFML 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:05

Leeds is 200 miles North of London :o)

idkweird 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:19

oook, so Im going to assume a lot more people there drive instead of taking the trains/subways.

LeedsFML 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 21:25

Why would you assume that? We don't have an underground, like London. But every single 2-bit town in the country has a train station. Cars are convenience. Having said that, we don't have those huge petrol guzzlers, at least the majority, anyway.

luvrainxoxo 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:22

I pity the foo who will soon get a beating from mommy dearest.

Erindub 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:55

Ahh I remember when I was a teen I stole my moms car all the time. Funny!

Shadic 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:37

In your neighborhood? I don't believe that. Yes, I did indeed see it in the news. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/victims_of_southwick_car_crash.html