By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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jchansfan 0

AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P

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Jimboom 11

Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.

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kpanchal 0

Is your son mentally retarded? I started driving around town when I was 13, and never once hit anything except a pole once when I was 17, and even than I BARELY did any damage aside from a small dent. If I had a son like that, I would first, beat his ass for stealing my ******* car, and second, beat his ass again for being such dip shit who drives like a women.

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kidNflorida 0

That sucks.... but i lol'd

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vev_fml 0

Would it have been better if he had said "mommy, can I borrow your car", then crashed it? prob not... i'm surprised the "crashed my car *without* permission" part made it into the post. LOL.

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sababa1 0

Old Joke: kid sent a letter to Nasa during the apollo space program saying "I think u should send a woman to the moon, cause my dad says a woman driver can hit anything." Point: You sure your son is a boy?

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d0u6la5b 0

Sounds made up. No one is that horrible. If so, put him down with a bullet or two.

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con1303 0

Yes. What you do is your own fault. Taking a car without permission is wrong, and I am sorry that that kid died, but it wasn't an accident. What happened to taking responsibility for your actions?

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tigerg33 0

what happened to the good ol' days when parents were allowed to beat their kids without being criticized? now its "you go in time out" or "no more video games for you" pa-lease.

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tigerg33 0

your an idiot for your last sentence and what kind of hick town do you live in where 13 yr olds can drive around?

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Trebie 6

You should tell all the girls at his school about his fail driving. See if any of them will feel safe going out on a date with him behind the wheel. =P

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