By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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jchansfan 0

AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P

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Jimboom 11

Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.

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sharkshaveteeth 0

That sucks big time! Again, how old is your son?

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Starfire22 5

eh that sucks same thing happened to my mom

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skyeyez9 24

my father in law keeps his car keys in a locked safe. Mainly cause he has a 15yr old step son and has valuable muscle cars that are priceless.

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noshitsherlock 0

ahahhaha I wouldn't trust someone else's kid that you got as a result of marriage either. Your FIL is badass!

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Faithful_Jewel 0

Hide the keys; good plan. As long as he doesn't know how to hotwire a car...

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janise 2

For everyone suggesting a spanking: even if the OP does agree with spanking I'd like to know how she's going to spank a guy who's most likely a teenager and therefore bigger and stronger than her (assuming she's not a bodybuilder). If he's a little kid and not a teen then YDI for not watching your kid better or making sure someone else was.

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WokeUpThisMornin 0

alright then, chop his allowance and ground his ass. stuff like this can't go unpunished.

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f_my_flip_life 5

To hell with a "spanking"! That kid needs a full-on ass whoopin!

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chellinha93 0

HAHAHA I agree with you my friend... if it was me driving my mom's car and done that, I'd be dead by now. But of coarse that would never happen, I'm a great driver LOL. Now, OP, your kid needs help, lessons, or maybe being born again would help too, who knows. FYL

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