Kids: Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf...

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By mattrd - 06/11/2021 08:00

Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 11:27 - Israel

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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PsychoBitch666 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:23

What a brat.

enormouselephant 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:23

Kids these days! So spoiled!

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AgentPlatypus73 8

Sunday 28 July 2013 22:08

You're not going to let him keep any of that now, right?

hardcorepuppy 8

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:32

Give him a slap and take the things back

foxwithit420 19

Monday 21 October 2013 0:44

what does a 55$ nerf gun look like... omg

oliviariddle 1

Monday 28 October 2013 2:43

Serves you right for raising such a spoiled brat

ActionFearo 39

Friday 28 February 2014 18:20

Take it all back.

awesomecrazyboy 11

Tuesday 6 May 2014 6:01

Wow what a brat I'm 12 and for me a 5 dollar video game will be good for me as a birthday gift

MeMyselfAndSatan 10

Friday 21 November 2014 2:41

Your kid is spoiled, good luck

willowgrl 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 10:26

Time to take everything back and tell him he just lost his presents for being a spoiled little shit

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 19 December 2014 15:09

What a spoiled brat

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 4:43

Bring him with you as you return the gifts.

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