Kids: Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying....

By parenting_failure - 20/03/2011 16:10 - France

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

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By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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Our internet works fine, dumbass

By jenni - 19/09/2021 08:00

Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML

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By mommy - 14/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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Little shit

By emmalou - 29/08/2022 06:00

Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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Highway code

By lucy the witch - 20/02/2023 14:00

Today, my son got pulled over for speeding. His excuse? The speed limit signs “aren’t posted often enough,” so he “forgot” what the limit was. I raised this dumbass. FML

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KraziiDesire 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:52

You Raised him.

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:57

yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.

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aliciamisfit 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 7:47

Cause its motherly to call ur son a dumbass.

bballandphysics 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:59

you're a bitch for calling your son a dumbass. wow.

jimbob13 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 17:48

He gets it from YOUR side of the family

DespicableJenny 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:14

Maybe You Shouldn't Buy it In Thee First Place ?

DespicableJenny 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:16

ahh Wrong One!D:

thenumber23 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:47

you call your own son a dumbass!? YOU ARE SUCH A ******* BITCH!!! AND THIS ISN'T AN FML FAGGG!!!

lucas002 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:40

keep playing bro. that's dedication

jimtheman333 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 20:28

Sounds like me!!

CorinnaHEY 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:53

How can parents be so stupid? Honestly, you think your child is going to study when there's better things to do? It's called take the things away that distract them.