By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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sassysoprano 0

Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.

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chunky_roberto 0

Well then get a life and maybe he won't stalk you.

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pulse18 2

he must be a bad stalker if it took him 3 years to get your number...

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lostsoul1715 0

I was just thinking that! OP it's definitely time to change your number

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franwins0827 7

Sounds like it's time to file harassment charges.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Damn Consuela

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dikincider 0

One would think that a stalker would know best if you have a life or not. I mean they are following you all the time.

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emo_devon 11

wow....like the stalker should even be saying that.....it's more like HE doesn't have a life. FYL OP

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vict1102 0

*whips out restraining order* here you go..

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