Today my state mandated that all schools have 'in god we trust'... - FML

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By norestforthewicked - 24/08/2017 06:04 - United States - Frisco

Today my state mandated that all schools have 'in god we trust' posted within the building. I'm an atheist teacher and all I trust is that my coworkers will crucify me if I complain. FML

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Chelsey Morris 7

Sunday 27 August 2017 16:09

Or you could grow the hell up and quit letting words bother you like an idiot little snowflake. -Love, a fellow atheist who is tired as hell of other atheists.

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Chelsey Morris 7

Sunday 27 August 2017 16:09

Or you could grow the hell up and quit letting words bother you like an idiot little snowflake. -Love, a fellow atheist who is tired as hell of other atheists.

azouwa 26

Monday 28 August 2017 3:55

It's for America. It's for the children. Don't like it? Don't look at it. Sorry OP. We are all offended by something. We all have to handle those annoyances and move on.

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