By samabomination - 02/06/2013 08:29 - United States - Monroeville

Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML
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rg350dx 29

I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..

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LittlestPrincess 21

I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL

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exo_went_insane 12

I tend towards "You deserved it" for letting your "parents" bully you into letting your step-niece sleep in your bed

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ManInTheMachine 19

Three questions: 1.) How the flying, hop-scotching **** does OP deserve it (aside from your completely stupid reason)? 2.) Since when is listening to your parents letting them bully you into doing something? 3.) Why the **** is parents in quotes? Either you completely misunderstood the FML, or you have the mental capacity of an asparagus.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Asparagus are the dregs of the Earth. I refuse to stand by and let these, these SOIL-SUCKERS waste the recourses of more productive foods. I want the eradication of this point-tipped pesticide and other disgusting vegetables in promotion of the pure, meat race. HEIL STEAK!

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sourgirl101 28

My kids were the same way at that age. They hated to wear a diaper to sleep. But you better believe I sat them on the toilet in the middle of the night until they did pee! Accidents happen. I hope the three year old isn't embarrassed. Reversing the potty training could easily backfire if you now make her wear a diaper to bed.

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ManInTheMachine 19

If you we R. Kelly, you probably wouldn't mind this kind of thing. ;) But, you're not, so my suggestion would be to explain to them that she does, in fact, need a diaper, and that if they trust her enough not to need it, she can sleep in their bed rather than yours.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I guess you were pissed.

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olpally 32

Roll her off the bed.

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GRgoldfish 19

well know your step dad knows and knowledge is half the battle " GI Joe!"

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Memen88 16

When they left you should have put a diaper on her. She's on your bed not theirs! YDI

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titibug823 11

Perhaps you can suggest looking in to getting her her own bed?

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_Just_My_Luck 15

Don't sleep with little kids their assholes

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Xatraris 38

That's a rule everyone should follow. Nobody should be near their assholes unless they have a medical condition a parent or doctor needs to check. Oh, wait, they're assholes. Your wording confused me.

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