By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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ughno 0

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

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canzo378 0

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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astro2 0

pft only in america now go have sex with that dog

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Scourge87 0

I seriously feel sorry for you OP. FYL for having a neurotic, hysterical, loud, dumb and probably extremely religious stepmother (either this or she has some serious issues with her furry tendencies).

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luciawolf 1

srsly wtf. someone has a case of being mentally unstable..

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icanfmlalldaylon 0

wow u *****! u must be desprete to be stripping in front of ur dog

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2pac_45 0

OMG you did not do that 

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japviking 0

Did you know Texas is the state with the most obese people? I've been there a few times and it was pretty shitty sooo I say Texas can go suck a bag of dicks.

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drewrox 0

maybe ur step moms a **** for calling you a ****. thus to make herself feel better about being a ****.

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