Intimacy, Sex and Google: Today, my walk of shame may have been caught by the Google car....

By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 18:00

Today, my walk of shame may have been caught by the Google car. FML

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By 90 up I-95 - 07/07/2017 20:00 - United States - State College

Today, I was wrapping up my move in a 16-foot truck with my car in tow. Google rerouted me to avoid traffic... through a state park. The road had only one lane. I can still hear the phalanx of cars honking at me. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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Google Maps strikes again!

By -_- - 21/09/2017 16:00

Today, I went shopping for some nice clothing for work. Annoyed that the first two stores I went to didn't have anything, I drove to a store in an unfamiliar part of the city. Not only did Google Maps direct me to a store that doesn't exist, but my car broke down in the parking lot. FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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By thanks google - 04/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Naperville

Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML

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By brannie - 30/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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By photoman - 14/07/2014 09:31 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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Tuesday 21 May 2019 18:20

C'mon! It's the Stride of Pride if you own it....

Callyn 47

Tuesday 21 May 2019 20:50

Doesn't matter, had sex? Nothing wrong with getting some.

Comments

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 21 May 2019 18:20

C'mon! It's the Stride of Pride if you own it....

Jackey 29

Tuesday 21 May 2019 19:10

Fame at last...

Callyn 47

Tuesday 21 May 2019 20:50

Doesn't matter, had sex? Nothing wrong with getting some.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 May 2019 21:13

They pixelate your face so only you and the dude are going to know it’s you. And everyone the dude tells.

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 21 May 2019 23:42

Henceforth, all chicks getting directions to his place will see it and be forewarned!

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