Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and...

By Mr. Sniffles - 23/03/2015 15:43 - United States - Hamilton

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

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You deserved it 2 626

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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You deserved it 10 163

Lock your doors

By Not a cheater - 21/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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You deserved it 2 750

Field recordings

By Stress - 06/02/2020 14:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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XmasaX 24

Monday 23 March 2015 22:38

Talk about paranoia...

poppunkette 22

Monday 23 March 2015 22:39

*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot

Comments

XmasaX 24

Monday 23 March 2015 22:38

Talk about paranoia...

TheCookieComet 23

Monday 23 March 2015 22:58

Ok. Let's talk about paranoia. It's not very good to be paranoid. Your turn.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 24 March 2015 1:19

^Insightful.

mif_fml 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 3:28

Mmm.. Paranoia is bad, mmkay.

kangx1 28

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:46

watch swoozie06s video cheating in college I think it was and there you go you'll see why the teacher did this. Not defending the teacher but cheating using sniffles and coughs for multiple choice isn't as Ludicrous as you think

garrett_8614 14

Tuesday 24 March 2015 5:20

Why didn't the teacher look at the two tests to see if they had the same answers? Seems like that would determine if they were cheating or not.

Harleigh Raidal 4

Monday 9 January 2017 21:54

<p>They're only there to roll out the agenda of useless information, not think critically for themselves. Don't be absurd.</p>

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Monday 23 March 2015 22:38

All I can say is that your teacher is seriously paranoid

nicfo 22

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:13

just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

poppunkette 22

Monday 23 March 2015 22:39

*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 24 March 2015 5:42

Sniffle sniff sniff snort?

shanedooburt 12

Wednesday 25 March 2015 0:30

Fool! You've just activated 7 Cold War Soviet sleeper agents!

me323me 4

Saturday 28 March 2015 0:28

Вы пожалеет тот день, когда сопеть в Владимир

Becca34 31

Monday 23 March 2015 22:39

Fight it. That's totally unfair. Go to the principal if you have too

Wizardo 33

Monday 23 March 2015 22:39

Firstly, appeal against it and have her audited by the school board. Secondly, I also want to learn snifflese...

GoldFishPony 21

Monday 23 March 2015 22:40

Nasal morse code is the new thing

deejay109 8

Tuesday 24 March 2015 0:05

One Sniff for A. Two Sniffles for B. ect?

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 23 March 2015 22:41

Crazy, paranoid, b!tch teacher.

Jdlove2 20

Tuesday 24 March 2015 0:50

Too far

WhoopteDo 26

Monday 23 March 2015 22:43

At that point they'd just be bbeyter off studying I think, but then I wouldn't know because I never did...

The_Skittish_One 27

Monday 23 March 2015 22:44

That's ridiculously insane, even for this site. I hope that you can fight this because that is most definitely unfair. If that was seriously her reason for failing you, hopefully it will be easy enough to convince the school board that you weren't cheating. Best of luck, OP :)