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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 22:26 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

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By Fmycar - 26/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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Pride

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I competed in a national championship for the sport that I play, and none of my family came to watch and support me. My wife, kids, parents, brothers and sisters - none of them. It was the only opportunity to see me compete, as I'm getting too old and have to stop now. Thanks for nothing, family. FML

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Card sharp

By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00

Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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Volley girl

By Lexi801 - 19/09/2014 01:56 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

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By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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Readoll 13

Sunday 2 February 2014 1:57

They can treat you to dinner then...

Grauncho 27

Sunday 2 February 2014 2:03

At least you didn't let your family down.

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psycheiris13 20

Sunday 2 February 2014 7:38

Sorry OP, better luck next time and maybe they'll be more supportive.

raphanne_fml 33

Sunday 2 February 2014 10:37

I thought this post was about the 6 nations match of yesterday until I saw it was in Florida. Vive les bleus!

sempiternal80816 9

Sunday 2 February 2014 19:36

lol

knotcool 15

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:05

Looks like you have a promising future ahead of you, as a player for the Detroit lions! ( hope you don't mind snow! )

nes_346 10

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:43

That sounds like something my family would do...

Alex_Prendes1 0

Monday 3 February 2014 0:01

What team

Alex_Prendes1 0

Monday 3 February 2014 0:03

And who did you lose to

toowie_fml 20

Monday 3 February 2014 4:33

Payton Manning? Is that you?

sigoibsb 3

Monday 3 February 2014 15:45

You must play for the broncos...

Burrtiofairy69 2

Monday 3 February 2014 19:18

Did Payton manning write this

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