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By blueberry_hill - 11/12/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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bmboente15 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:56

ydi for sleeping with children

therealsuperman 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:55

what a quick learner you've created

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khaoslife 7

Friday 17 July 2015 15:35

One...your kid is one.

KeithHof 12

Friday 30 October 2015 1:28

Just say "My one year old," oh my god

bignardz101 14

Saturday 31 October 2015 4:04

One year your kid is one

Tomato_Cheese 22

Monday 30 November 2015 2:58

That 13 month old punch would not have hurt very much..... And 6am isn't that early

chelseaclaire 12

Wednesday 10 February 2016 3:21

Can't you just say your 1 year old ?

Hangryko 31

Monday 10 April 2023 17:50

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