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By blueberry_hill - 11/12/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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bmboente15 0

ydi for sleeping with children

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therealsuperman 0

what a quick learner you've created

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brokenhelix 4

roll over on him next time. he'll learn real quick who's boss.

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LovinisWhatIGot 0

god I hate it when people say their kids age in months when they're older than one year.

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ReginalUT 0

Having your children sleep with you causes them to have seperation anxiety. Ydi

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PhantomDS 0

Enough with people saying how many months old the kid is, just say he's one year old, I don't want to start counting months to know how old it is. Otherwise, hardly a unique FML, having kids sucks, get used to it.

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chexi 0

YDI. kids do stuff like that. If you didn't want to get punched in the eye you shoulda thought about that before reproducing. at least don't whinge about it I mean come on, kids do worse than this all the time!

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mexipunker 0

Guess you shoulda swalloed that one.

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whtalif 0

that's what happens when you have kids darling get over it!

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blueberry_hill 5

My son sleeps with me, because he has seperation anxiety. He has seperation anxiety because my husband left for the military. There is nothing wrong with co sleeping. And for those of you that dont have children shut up theres no way in hell you know what being a parent is like.

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meteor_stream 9

Oh, OP, I see now. Get off your high horse immediately. Co-sleeping with the kid because it has separation anxiety is totally OK and acceptable - however, being all like "STFU you childless bitches, you don't know what the hardships of being a mommie are!" is not OK. You know, you're not required to be a parent to have common sense, and it seems that this statement is completely new to you. P.S. You should invest in some apostrophes, commas, and a better spell-checking program. Or repeat the grammar course at school - you have probably missed it because of the sacred mission of birthing a sproik.

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