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By screwedhousemate - 28/03/2011 11:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

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By ZombieGirl - 11/08/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I'm living in a house share with a passive-aggressive middle-aged couple who leave rude notes around the house and yet pretend I don't exist when they happen to be in the same room as me. I'm in no position to get rid of them or move myself. FML

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By Charles Pennington - 22/11/2011 11:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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By Jenn - 16/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2017 15:34

Today, it seems that getting an apartment with a couple was a bad idea. They agree on everything, so my opinion never seems to matter. FML

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Monday 28 March 2011 17:09

You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.

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Monday 28 March 2011 17:00

ohh that totally sucks:( hope they work it out

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SpilltMilk2 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:22

What's to shove #42?

easoccer515 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:41

who cares:/ they'll work it out.

dansco 24

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:06

They deserve it! They fall out and then still sign a new lease?! Hide in your room or stay away for a few days - it will sort itself out soon ;)

birdfreak 24

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:36

they should all grow up but I'm sorry ur the in between

salsalover_12 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:47

Is anyone else thinking of the three stooges?

ILoveEmoes 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:50

Wow! That really sucks! Poor you :/

Deitz123 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:06

Tell them to get a freakin life and stop arguing before ur both evicted.

japanmoran 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:32

ydi for living with 7th grade girls. apparently.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 29 March 2011 8:36

Refuse to be their go-between and tell them to grow up and work it out.

CHrissalee 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:09

Thats what you all get for living with people you cant get along with. Im in a similar situation, we started disliking each other when the other mates started trashing our house. Not gonna renew the lease