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By screwedhousemate - 28/03/2011 11:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

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Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By sparkyjaf - 14/05/2015 12:41 - Australia - West Pymble

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

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By ZombieGirl - 11/08/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa

Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML

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By devil neighbours - 11/04/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I'm living in a house share with a passive-aggressive middle-aged couple who leave rude notes around the house and yet pretend I don't exist when they happen to be in the same room as me. I'm in no position to get rid of them or move myself. FML

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By Charles Pennington - 22/11/2011 11:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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By Jenn - 16/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2017 15:34

Today, it seems that getting an apartment with a couple was a bad idea. They agree on everything, so my opinion never seems to matter. FML

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ulicksam 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:09

You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.

b3ll4b00 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:00

ohh that totally sucks:( hope they work it out

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elm87 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:53

you're an idiot.

mgnbhr 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:49

usually leases have a few days to cancel after signing them. you should check on that asap!

YoungDude32 2

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:53

sounds like you and your roommates are all girls, correct? guys would punch it out and be laughing about it and having beers later that same day.

tempo90 0

Friday 1 April 2011 17:44

Sucks

1234567789 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:15

dam

jw04438 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:28

This same thing happened to me

fina444 10

Friday 21 October 2011 4:45

Well at least they dont all hate you

thingamajiga 5

Sunday 12 August 2012 21:35

At least they dont hate you OP

emilytheperson 17

Monday 6 July 2015 11:42

Sorry:(

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