Miscellaneous: Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:16 - United States - Chicago

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 00:00

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By fuck you, jack - 04/03/2014 20:44 - United States - Peabody

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 07:13 - United States - Eagle Point

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

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By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By tryingtohelp - 24/05/2020 20:00

Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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cocoshake 16

Saturday 14 February 2015 8:00

report him for stalking

julianbozikovic 20

Saturday 14 February 2015 8:02

Keep doing it in front of him and when the cops come he'll look like an idiot! That'll be a good laugh :D

Comments

makkarari 18

Saturday 14 February 2015 11:56

I hate snoopy neighbours. I used to have one that would keep track of how often my kids were playing outside. I stopped letting them play in the backyard and took them to the park instead. Neighbours suck ass! I feel your pain!

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 12:07

jus keep him alive..he is caring n adorable

Ashd09 30

Saturday 14 February 2015 12:51

I know your pain OP. People accuse me of doing drugs all the time. Even now that I use an insulin flex-pen I have to explain myself at school at least once a week. I wish more people would take the time to ask questions and learn instead of screaming "drugs" every time a diabetic takes their insulin

BlondePsycho 43

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:42

I love peoples assumption that someone holding a syringe in public and clearly injecting themselves infront of everyone MUST be pumping themselves up with heroine, because thats what junkies do. Real drug addicts wouldnt sneak off to a bathroom or closet to shoot up, oh no.

interesting33 36

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:00

But... but.. if this is a common theme or even if it happened just once SURELY the school would issue an assembly or something to educate people and let them know that person is diabetic? By the sounds of it they haven't done this and I do not understand why not. The teachers at least should know though in case the person goes into diabetic shock or needs to eat or something.

BlondePsycho 43

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:17

I feel like in either case the person is bound to be stigmatized, either as falsely accused drug addict or as a "sick" person but that depends entirely on how the school treats the subject.

nesteremily 31

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:01

Im just gunna go ahead and say that the school systems suck balls when it comes to diabetes. Im not even allowed to check my blood in class as one girl complained that it was disgusting and she shouldn't have to see it. The school took her side.

interesting33 36

Sunday 15 February 2015 9:45

Wow. My sister is Diabetic and one girl said that once and we got annoyed at her. She can inject, eat or check her bloodsugar whenever here.

Maycontainnuts 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 21:24

#93 - Diabetes is classed as a disability and your school should have a (504?) plan for how to handle it. You can fight that - you should be able to take your medication whenever you need it. The law is on your side. As well as your health. At the end of the day its your life; she can look away.

Maycontainnuts 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 21:31

# Also on a pump you need to check your sugars even more reguarly. In the short term its putting your life in danger. In the long term its puting your health in danger. Seriously fight that, you are more important than her "convienience". She should be glad she doesnt have to fingerprick 8x a day.