By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
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julianbozikovic 20

Keep doing it in front of him and when the cops come he'll look like an idiot! That'll be a good laugh :D

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Jasim 17

I hope you told the cops the exact same thing.

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cottoncandylips 16

I know the struggle! diabetes sucks! sorry that happened!

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jentrynicole 20

If he keeps calling maybe the cops will just stop coming because they'll think he's full of crap.

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HeartYou101 31

The cops HAVE to respond to every call they receive. There's no case of the boy who cried wolf, because the one time they could actually be in danger. I'm pretty sure if they receive a stupid call though, they can fine/give warnings/send to court anyone who wastes the police's time...

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Colon_Man 17

"Filing a false police report" is feasible.

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PSYqualiac 17

#30 They can actually arrest the neighbor for impeding police and various other things.

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Exaspera 54

I almost thought you were talking about my ex.

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maddy_2001 14

I'm a 14 year old diabetic and I know how you feel. I've been called to the principals office for doing "drugs" it gets really annoying. Diabetes suck!!

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refusetosink_15 9

I'm a type one diabetic as well and people say that to me all the time. Hopefully, now that he knows, your neighbor will stop being so nosey. Good luck OP !

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PSYqualiac 17

I'm a coin toss on which I will inevitably become. Both are high probability my family. There are five people only that I know of on that side who don't have one or the other. That counts about 50 or so who have/died with it

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8Dirty1 24

plant drugs in their property and ca the cops on them *evil laugh*

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travellingfun 18

What an idiot and time waster, you should just awkwardly stare at this guy next time.

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ninjahesten 18

when i woke up today, i was clueless that the word that would make my day was: Thundercunt. thanks Op :)

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