And maybe some tweezers.

Or a razor

Its not true love if you fall in loge with her after sex.

50- Not sure what loge is, but what about Natural Log? ln(girlfriend)=love

69 - Solve for "girlfriend": e^(ln(girlfriend)) = e^(love) girlfriend = e^(love) But, since love seems to be negative here... girlfriend = e^(- love) girlfriend = 1 / e^(love) If we take the limit of love as it approaches infinity... girlfriend = 1 / (infinity) girlfriend = 0 So, in conclusion, OP has no girlfriend :)

50 - He didnt fall in love with her after sex, he just realized it. Its still bad, just clarifying.

I don't understand how you're supposed to bring this topic up to your gf without making her feel self conscious. Personally, I'd want to know if I had hair growing around my nipples xD

God 48'a comment just made my life. But I do agree with 48 as well. You should at least know if you have nipple hairs..

Its hilarious because her profile is a pic of a dog when she was trying to make her valid point.

It depends on where the hair is. If she has big boobs and it's around the bottom of her nipple, it would be difficult to notice.

Actually, I have a few nipple hairs (I tweeze them) and as 82 said, when you have big boobs/nipples they can be hidden underneath or to the side. Someone looking at them would see them but for the person with the boobs? Almost impossible. I definitely find a few surprise ones every now and again.

Just make sure that in that text message or voice mail, do not mention how you finally realized you were in love with her *after you had sex* o_O

I'm curious as to how one "throws" a text

With your arms, obviously.

I prefer shooting a text but that's just me.

Throwing a text is the shit now, give it a try.

I'm sure you got some hairy nipples too fat ass.

I was just about to ask that lol

The culture of the FML forums is unmistakeable. We are Legion.

Kid these days don't know what love is

#11 and #16

Maybe they've been going out for a long time and the sex was the deal maker (is that a phrase?) either way I'd say that's pretty good.

What would a "nobody" know about love? Youre an empty shell.

#59- Deal Breaker

I was thinking the same thing. I remember learning that guys will think they're in love after having sex, because the hormones released make them a lot more emotional.

Sounds a lot like hormones too :P

85- Oxytocin is released in both man and woman during sex. Also, it IS love. Oxytocin is the same chemical released during birth that causes you to love and care about your child. It's also released during breastfeeding. So his case is entirely plausable.

I was with my boyfriend for a while before we had sex. When we finally did I realized I was in love with him afterwards. We've been married for going on 11 years now. I love him very much and we are still going strong. So, it's not a shallow thing and is completely possible.

I think making love with someone just gives you a deeper bond , you feel their body warmth . Idk sometimes you just fall even more in love with that person

Not just her body. Her brain and personality too