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By Goatczar - 29/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Orem

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

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Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 22:00

Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Time wasted - 18/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:31

Hold the phone, you're telling me it's not a sauce?

lfrider92 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:32

It's every 4 year olds favorite pasta sauce.

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soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:00

If it's melted, mixed with garlic salt, and put on pasta it's a sauce. Just depends on how you're using it.

HarryHirsch 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:01

on the bright side: as long as they don't agree on butter being a sauce just 50% of your managers are nuts.

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:04

Holy shit... I never thought about it... IS butter a sauce???

Stillo 25

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:09

butter sauce, is a sauce!

chadminer337 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:11

Butter is not a sauce

Mr_Leading 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:53

Definitely

cyberI7 13

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:13

They are getting paid to much money!

mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:42

because sauces be in stick form.

avagerome001 7

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:46

Is butter a carb?

vikky538 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:53

Your managers are butt-er heads

shegetsit 3

Wednesday 29 April 2015 21:00

Butter is everything.

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