ydi for letting some dog shit on the lawn and kids bringing that crap into your house. and fyl for not knowing your kids were 'cooking' it and shuved their lil fingers in ur mouth with it covered in feces... >_< both mostly fyl though! ;)

EWWW poop? ughhh disgusting! :(

Oh god. That's horrible.

Where are kids learning such odd things?

lol. Hey, she said it wasn't chocolate, but she never said it didn't taste good! :D

gross but funny =] at least it was your own kid rather than your friends kid or something that would be dirtier, haha

(Please be mud...just please, for the love of all that is sane, please be mud...)

Today, I have no life, so I fight with random people on the internet to pass the time. FML" = about 50% of what FML comments have become. Repost if you agree so we can ENJOY this site again!

Today, I have no life, so I fight with random people on the internet to pass the time. FML" = about 50% of what FML comments have become. Repost if you agree so we can ENJOY this site again! you are awesome #112 i completely agree

Y'know, Mobius... Not everyone is Parent of the Year material. Things happen, and if you're as well versed in parenting as you're implying, you would know this. There *are* a lot of details left out in the post. She doesn't specifically say that she was in the kitchen, but she doesn't specify that she was out of the room either. It could well be that the child's playpen happens to be in a corner of the kitchen, with a kitchen-type playset contained therein. Makes sense to have a playpen there too, you don't want your child too far away for the extended period spent fixing dinner. Could be that OP was just finishing the dishes or something at the other side of the room, then saw her daughter pretend-cooking and the FML begins. We don't know if the child was loose in the kitchen.