#6 is an idiot not a genius for that comment. Be happy ur parents made a mistake n let u in this world. Btw, change that pic u look like a total pervert

I agree with #19 - Never let your daughter forget it! lol. Just, dude, I feel for you some much right now. That's disgusting, but I guess she didn't know what she was doing.. x

You're the one starting this argument trying to say there's not enough information for one actually, rather than giving an actual reason why there isn't enough information to support my point. Not really a "debate" either, seeing as your side is just general whining and doesn't really have a point. What do you think there's not enough information to get? You really don't need to know anything more to know that in the time she was playing alone in the kitchen doing that, she could have done any of the things I mentioned. Let's just hope you never have kids if you're too retarded to see that as being obvious.

Thank you for this glimpse into my not-too-far future!

stick your finger in the hole, now you have a tootsie roll!

Mobius: Really. Okay. First off, all the FML says is "playing in the kitchen"; it doesn't say "playing ALONE in the kitchen" it doesn't mention that the mother wasn't, perhaps, on the other side of an island. I know I have a huge island in my kitchen and can't imagine being able to see everything that my nieces are doing. You don't know how far she was going when she says "I went to go have a look"; it doesn't say "I went to go have a look at the kitchen." Just that she went to go have a look, this could be five steps or twenty. It's like tunnel vision. You took what you wanted and used it to twist this into something negative. And I was trying not to argue since it's completely asinine since NEITHER OF US can possibly know what REALLY happened. If you can't even READ BETWEEN THE LINES to see that there could be two sides to this, maybe you're the one who's retarded.

LOL # 77

YUCK! I'd need a therapy.

I'm pretty sure "my daughter was playing in the kitchen and I went to have a look" makes it pretty obvious to anyone who hasn't recently suffered severe head trauma that she wasn't in the kitchen. Sorry but making stuff up to suit your point(if you could really call it a point. I wouldn't tbh) isn't the same as "reading between the lines". Like I said. Don't have kids. If you have such severe reading comprehension issues and think it's OK to leave a two year old alone in the kitchen yours are really genes that would be best kept out of the pool thanks.

Wow, some of you guys are idiots. Have any of you heard of child proofing your house? I am sure the OP probably had child proof latches on stuff, at least I would hope so. To the OP, I do wonder what it was you ended up eating. If it was poop, I would think you would mention it since it would definitely add to this being an FML moment.