By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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BRLHP 24

I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

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MidnaLink 33

Maybe "Kill" was not the best choice of a word. Personally, I'd have gone with "Ditch".

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ideasrule 13

I would never kill an animal either, but humans are animals, are they not? Even the Animal Liberation Front, which is sometimes regarded as a terrorist organization, says that "all reasonable precautions [must be] taken not to harm human or non-human life" in all its operations.

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vbmg152 18

How did this question come up?? Being vegan myself, I'd have to agree with him! I wouldn't kill a person but, I wouldn't kill an animal either!

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sgtcxelite 11

People ARE animals, fucktard.

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kawaiisakura 12

Yes we are mammals, but not actually considered animals.

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clarke7792 6

mabye he should get with his cat

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SafireStone 0

Tell him that,technically, humans are animals. And why would he have to choose between killing his cat or you anyways?

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tf5f89 7

I normally try to avoid saying this on FML, but you should dump him. If he would kill a human, let alone one he cares about, over a cat, dump him. Lots of people would never kill an animal, but a cat vs a human? And yes, it's been said many times, but humans are animals too.

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