By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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BRLHP 24

I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

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annalily5 28

What I'd be really worried about is since he apparently doesn't consider humans to be animals, cannibalism might not be off the table for this vegan.

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jenn87_fml 7

Humans are animals!! Duh

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mgrabi01 10

Technically.....you are an animal too! Lol.

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GuinnessGirrrl 8

Scary that he would even make this statement...Run!

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unixdude 9

Well let's be honest here. The cat is a captive so it really has no choice, but you are willingly with a vegan. So I suppose your boyfriend is simply choosing to spare the intelligent life form.

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Zebediabolical 39

Leave him. And take the cat for good measure.

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kawaiisakura 12

I'm a vegetarian and I'd be the same. I'd hesitate, but I can't and won't kill an animal. They can't protect themselves or defend like humans can

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saksxalmo 20

1. Humans are animals. 2. Many non-human animals can kill unarmed or individual humans. 3. Animals kill weaker animals all the time (owls vs. mice, birds vs. insects, dogs vs. rabbits). Logical inconsistency!

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BusinessTurtle 8

Mountain lions are soooo defenseless right? The only reason why humans are so successful is because we evolved the ability to use tools and use reasoning. A human can bring down a deer with a gun by a deer is damn faster than a human on foot. Also if you would put a random animal's life above your mate/person you care about, you should reevaluate the way you think.

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kawaiisakura 12

The fml states the bf wouldn't kill his cat. Not a random animal -.- but I couldn't kill any animal. I'm not ashamed of that. N when I say defenseless, I'm talking domesticated animals. U guys seem like idiots if u dnt get that. Ik lions have defenses, but domesticated cats n dogs don't have the same defenses. And a cat compared to a human? Easy to say who would win and who would have less defenses.

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OfficeNinja 5

To be fair, he probably had the cats before he met you.

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Deadalus_fml 4

You should've told your boyfriend that we are all descended from animals.

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vvlovesu 9

Well he has some twisted values...

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