By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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wysteria14 17

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

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iceking53 8

that's adding spice to the relationship

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LPisLame 16

I would've poured some in her ******...take that veggie girl.

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weveallbeenthere 30

I got a warning from fml for a similar post.

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KyleLord_ 9

If she is against your beliefs, you two won't be very compatible. Also, keep eating meat, the human race never would have been any where as smart if they didn't learn to hunt and eat meat. Humans would have the brain of a deer.

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BrotherPhil 35

Fish was probably more important for our development. Muscle meat from land animals is low in omega-3 fatty acids, which are what is needed for a big brain. Humans would have had to _eat_ the brain of a deer.

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Kevlar_burrito 6

Put some in her shampoo

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Fas4wd 13

Put some ghost pepper hot sauce on her nasty tofu to teach her not to be a bitch.

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spicyclubsauce 13

You just summed up veganism my friend . Kidding kidding! But most of them are judgmental. If ya cant accept my Way of life, dont expect me to accept yours. Besides, most of them are not true vegans anyway.....majority still eat meat or fish on a daily basis ?

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Algorithm 24

1) You obviously don't accept them regardless about how they feel about you. 2) No they don't.

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Ki11erC 18

Find 10 million condoms for the next time you have sex, now, this is the important bit, put them on... I'll leave the rest to you seeing as you're about to be caught hot on the job unless you make some good decisions fast lol

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pantsman66 20

Maybe put some ghost pepper on the condom tonight to take revenge

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katertott 44

That's totally uncalled for and extremely immature! I hope you're okay- that stuff can really pack a punch. For the record... Am I vegetarian? Yes. Does my boyfriend eat meat? Yes. Would I do the same thing to him? Yes- but only because we absolutely love insanely-hot hot sauces! :P

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Vivi99 12

You never mess with a persons food

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ICouldntThinkOfaUsername 10

I'm vegan too, but I still think she went overboard on that one. A lecture on the meat industry would have been better.

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smokecloud_ 37

Or you could, ya know, respect other people's opinions and lifestyle choices and leave it at that.

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