By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, my very traditional parents told me that I should start a savings account for my marriage. I told them that I wouldn't get married until much later because I don't even have a boyfriend yet. They said, "Don't worry we already found a boy for you." FML
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jts2 3

Forced relationships? Is that even LEGAL?

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bamzoozler 0

That's harsh, an arranged boyfriend?? jeez

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sdcrazy1018 0

Um this is in America right?

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Tigg3r 3

Tell your parents to **** off. When you're ready,you're ready.

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NorfolkDude 2

This is what you do. Basically take the boy into your room, then pretend to be having loud, crazy sex. You know like be jumping up and down the bed and banging it against the walls. Also, be sure to scream something like, "Oh you dirty boy, you like sticking it in there don't you! Harder! Harder! Give it to me!" Etc. Also be sure both parents are there. After about a few weeks, say you think you might be pregnant. Bang!

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Anteezy 7

this is funny because the op is eleven.

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Kukironosuke 16

even if it isnt an arranged marriage, parents are never any good for finding matches for their children, theres like a 15% chance the mystery guy will be a good partner by the op standards, but even if he is, if she takes him her parents will never let her forget who hooked them up

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Stop letting your parents push you around. They are not the ones living your life.

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misspeg 0

pretend to be saving for your marriage then when u turn 18, use that money to move out and tadaaa, freedom awaits you on the other side.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Kill them in their sleep and make it look like an accident. Seriously, worked for me.

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Cristaderzi 0

Sooo whats the problem?! Your VERY VERY fortunate...

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fiicere 5

1) No harm in meeting him 2) If you don't like him, tell your parents to shut up. They don't like it, leave. Maybe if you still lived in a feudal system, this might actually be a FML, but you're living in the US in the 21st century. You've got more options than you can count on both hands.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Yeah, not an FML till you confirmed that the guy sucks. Traditional parents often have $$$ and find guys with $$$ and look good, so if you have to spend the rest of your life traveling the world in luxurious dream with an incredibly handsome man, it's just not an fml.

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