By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
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plasticsmile42 2

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

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MainPrism 16

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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Dravite 9

No, but Ms. Pissed-Off would like to speak to your manager.

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The_Thinker 18

And that's when you go, "Let me guess, Mr I'm-Not-Rude-I'm-Funny wants a knuckle sandwich?".

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Octwo 16

Pay 85% of the bill and leave a note telling him you left him a 15% tip.

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lastrael 3

Ask to talk to the manager, or whoever is in charge of the restaurant.

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bubo_fml 10

"I'm not only fluffy, but extremely incontinent!" Proceed to urinate all over the seat, table, floor, the waiter...

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rock78_fml 6

You should have said " And let me guess, you're the jerk I was sent to spy on, you're fired!"

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Cryogenix 12

Gotta admit, fat people have a tendency to order crap and then a diet drink. And to the people that tell you you're not fat but beautiful: STOP BEING ENABLERS.

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TheOtherNewest1 6

I've seen "fat" people who are sexier than some thin people I've seen. Just like I've seen older women who are sexier than younger women. I'm not saying this is the rule, but to assume that everyone is ugly because they're fat is stupid. Also, I found this to be somewhat funny, but if someone said that to me, I'd ******* hit them.

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