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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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First impressions

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 23:01

Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML

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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By sportskidguru - 01/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

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plasticsmile42 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:04

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

MainPrism 16

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:05

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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Teagle 3

Friday 6 July 2012 17:38

That guy must really hate his job. That is completely uncalled for and very unprofessional.

spylican 4

Friday 6 July 2012 17:53

I'm sorry but that's funny....

millionsmax 1

Friday 6 July 2012 17:56

The fat and the furious!

tianna914 5

Friday 6 July 2012 18:00

Shes or he's probably jealous of your life

mrrossh 3

Friday 6 July 2012 19:06

I'd have said "No, let ME guess: Mr big-mouth wants a bullet in the head?"

Xotik174 6

Friday 6 July 2012 20:09

I hope that waiter knows that over half of his paycheck are tips.

CarouselHeart 11

Friday 6 July 2012 20:59

Jeez, what a scumbag. Like, what, he's ******* beautiful or something? I hope you told him where to go, OP, and don't let him upset you.

Thor12 1

Friday 6 July 2012 22:07

That was rude and uncalled for! Report him to the manager and threaten to call the news channel and stuff like that (just to scare the manager do the guy gets what he deserves)

allison70471 1

Friday 6 July 2012 22:40

Yeah and when I got my diet coke he would be wearing it. Either that or I would've gotten someone to film me beating the hell out of him and post it online. I took the teasing as a child but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take it as an adult.

Kat925 1

Friday 6 July 2012 22:56

I would have seriously just layed that dude out or chick Idc harsh!

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