By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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Sinshine 28

Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.

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RichardPencil 30

Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!

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Sinshine 28

Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.

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RichardPencil 30

Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!

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ViviMage 38

Hahah! I'm like 4th or 5th generation from the Cossack Pogoms before WWII, and I can read this! It's great! Usually you're a schmuck here. But right now you're just a schmendrick!

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Vern Ehlers 5

Maybe she really likes bacon, and shellfish, and mixing meat and dairy.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Jesus Christ... Oh, sorry. He's not your guy, is he?

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ViviMage 38

Jesus was Jewish too! He'd understand the little hat!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

He may have been Jewish, but I've yet to meet a Jewish person who considered him their Messiah, which is the angle I was going for.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Oh, and Jesus wasn't real, anyway. So that, too.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

If you're stupid enough to date someone who doesn't even know what a yarmulke is, ydi.

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Yudith 24

Dude, where I come from, we call them "kippa". I didn't know what a yarmulke was until someone suggested to fry them, and there's a big Jewish community in my hometown.

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IAmClay 24

This exact one was posted a couple years ago

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JillianJuneBug 39

I noticed that, and someone else did too but it appears that their comment is no longer available... hmm...

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