By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 801
You deserved it 12 450

Same thing different taste

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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

ADayToPierceTheV 0

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What do you mean by 'actually had the balls'?! Sex is not a right to be expected by men. She's carrying your baby for gods sake so be a bit more grateful and a bit less selfish

It's not twins if one is born later than the other... Problem Solved?

If she ovulates at any time during her pregnancy she could get pregnant with a 2nd, but they obviously wouldn't be twins. It's rare but happens.

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

You can't fix stupid. Should've married smart

If she "had the balls to tell you" that, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you...

Okay OP, two things: 1) Your wife's an idiot for believing that sex while pregnant is what causes twins. 2) You sir, are an inconsiderate asshole for believing that your PREGNANT WIFE should still cater to your whims through 9 months of hell. You really think she'll still want to **** you when she's absolutely exhausted ALL the time and her midsection's the size of the average watermelon? YDI OP, **** off.

lil_mars 1

Maybe she just doesn't feel sexy enough to be intimate now that she is carrying. Or maybe she's freaked out by the thought of ******* with a baby inside of her. So she is either retarded or just used a really stupid excuse to say she is uncomfortable.

angrymexicanwee 8

Yup you got the smart one.....

SHE'S the one with balls? Sure it was a dumb thing to say but at least she's not a selfish prick who is getting pissed off that he can't have sex with his wife while she's, oh I dunno, PREGNANT with his CHILD? YDI for being an inconsiderate douchebag.

Scientifically, it is possible (if highly unlikely) to get pregnant again while already pregnant. It's weird and difficult to explain, and there's a one-in-a-million chance of it even happening, but it is possible. Her thinking it'd count as twins is still kinda stupid though.